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What the devil does @#$% mean?
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Net Slang
LOL: Laughing out loud
LMAO: Laughing my ass off
ROTF: rolling on the floor....(ROTFLMAO)
VFB Slang & nicknames
SVS - shagging Viggo senseless
SVD - shagging Viggo dreams
SLU - St. Lawrence University (where V. graduated from college & where
he held a poetry reading, gallery showing, & book signing in spring
2003 - several sisters attended)
Big Vig - either Viggo or his manhood, depending on context
Rooster - Big Vig when describing his manhood
Doin’ the Push - Viggo shagging
Stu-D - short for Stunned Double (suppose to be Stunt Double in WOTM)
TORN - The One Ring Net
Viggo related
RF - Recent Forgeries
SL - SignLanguage
CoM - Coincidence of Memory
HotS - Hole in the Sun
BB - Beyond Baraque
Pilar Perez - former partner in Perceval Press
Perceval Press (PP) - Viggo's & online bookstore
Exene - Viggo’s ex-wife, mother of his son Henry, and friend
Viggo Movies & scenes referred to:
PM - A Perfect Murder (coffee machine scene)
WOTM - A Walk on the Moon (bus scene w/ zipper sound, waterfall scene)
CT - Crimson Tide
PoDN - Passion of Darkly Noon (shag scenes)
RC - Ruby Cairo also known as Deception (RC has extra shag scene)
Psycho - (naked butt)
Prison - (briefs, shower scene)
28 Days - (caught with pants down)
IR - Indian Runner (full frontal nudity)
GIJane - (short shorts)
FOTR - Fellowship of the Rings
LOTR - Lord of the Rings
TTT - The Two Towers
ROTK - Return of the King
Apostles: Comely fellows who have a part in entertaining
the sisters while the Saint is busy.
Bananas: Key ingredient in many VFB c*cktails and required
for ODT
Banana-Rama Bar and Grill:Enjoyable night spot on the island
where you will be serviced by only the handsomest cabana boys dressed in
revealing lunghis (male sarongs)
Cherry Stem Trick; Cherries:The ability to tie a knot in
a cherry stem using only the tongue. Mistress of this skill is Aragrothien
(Ara). Known to scare grown men out of their wits.
Clones:Results of advanced genetic experiments carried
out in the dungeons of the Convent. Useful substitutes when the Saint is
occupied. Self-feeding and handy for household chores.
C*ck-tails; Helm’s Deep Throat (HDT); Viggo’s Velvet Hammer (VVH);
P*nis Colada (PC); Aragorn’s Britches or Aragorn’s Hard Britches; Ph*ckme
On The Rocks; Bare-Assed Viggo(B-AV): Served to those of legal
drinking age in the VFB chat room bar. Lovestruck (LS) has the recipes.
Aftenstjerne (Aften) has designed a range of Swizzle sticks and molded ice-cubes
based on the form of the Mighty Weapon. And we don’t mean Anduril. All except
B-AV cum by the glass, the pitcher or the bathtub. Please note – if you
use the bar bathtub to shave your legs and so on, it is only good manners
to clean it afterwards.
Counters: Requested by the Saint in the Gospels but believed
to date back to extra-curricular activities by the cast of LotR. Quite frankly,
any flat surface will do.
Crème de Viggo: Essential ingredient in many VFB c*ck-tails.
Suitable for lactose-intolerance. Low in calories. Inexhaustible supply,
and most sisters are willing to accept delivery.
Danish Salami:Favourite meat product of the sisters, notably
Lovestruck (LS) who first espied it being sold in France under the name
of “Vigo”
Delusions:Experienced by all of us at one time or another,
but the worst case is Mu who really believes she is shagging Big Vig. CF
Waterfalls, Delusions.
(Dis)Orderly Queue:Formed of those sisters who would “shag
the Saint in a heartbeat” should he ask. Once you’ve had your turn you can
go back to the end of the queue and start again.
Flaming Pie: How the Saint appeared to Mother Inferior
(MI) to reveal the Gospels. And maybe more.
Gospels: Revelations by the Saint to our Mother Inferior
(MI), can be found at VFB main
HandyDandy crew:Able-bodied men (other than Viggo and the
apostles) who are good with tools
Hunkaman Wood: Pleasant feature on the island, well worth
dallying with the Saint there to admire the wildlife
Mount Viggo:A prominent geographical feature of the island,
in clear view of the villa, and somewhere we’d all like to go.
ODT; Going Down: Operation Deep Throat, specialist classes
in pleasing St Viggo, run by Mu. Equipment required included Bananas (with
or without a chocolate filling) cucumbers, courgettes, and chocolate éclairs.
CF Bananas
Oral Fixations: Do you really need me to explain this? CF Bananas; Cherry
Stem Trick; ODT; Toes
Peaches (with or without cream): The saintly derriere…
see the opening scene in Psycho
Ph*ckfic:18+ Fan Fic
Pink/Purple/Green Pills: Available to treat varying degrees
of Delusion. CF Waterfall; Delusions.
Ph*cmehard / Ph*ckmeharder Falls:Twin waterfalls on the
island discovered by Oggiv
Revolving Doors:Doors to the chat room – beware getting
caught! Often results in replication of the chat-person (not to be confused
with Clones,) and often viewed by other sisters with suspicion as a way
of sneaking extra turns in the (Dis)orderly Queue
Rooster/Kitty:The only acceptable way to refer to anatomical
parts in the forum – and only then if it is artistically justified. Unless
you are in 18+ where its no bolds hard… I mean, no holds barred
Saint:Viggo of course!
Sit on Viggo’s Face (SOVF)/ Hovering Butterfly/Open Invitation:Where
to sit for a joy ride!
THUD:The sound of a sister falling to the floor from her
chair after fainting. Most commonly observed when full-frontal scene from
IR is viewed.
Ticket Counter:One of those reels of numbered tickets used
at deli counters. Used to keep order in the (Dis)orderly Queue. Watch out
for Mu – she lets you have no.1 but then takes the rest for herself
Toes:Kindly revealed by the Saint and for which the sisters
are eternally grateful. CF Oral Fixations
Viggodise:The most commonly used name for the Island where
the VFB relocated after the Convent burnt down.
Waterfalls (W/F): Originates from a famous love scene in
A Walk on the Moon. Mu runs specialist classes in shagging under them. CF
Delusions; Pink Pills
XTC/InViggobrator:Our own very wide range of sex-toys,
with product design and development being undertaken by Waennovian (Wae)
Occasionally couriered to European sisters by VD – Viggo Delivery
VFB
Glossary
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The Viggonary
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Viggonary
A collective effort by VFB members, an early version was included in the SLU fan-book.
VIGGONARY
DEDICATED TO VIGGO MORTENSEN, WITH WARM AFFECTION, & FERVIGGENT WISHES THAT OUR INNOCENT FUN DOESN'T INCLINE YOU TO AVIGGOID WOMEN FOREVIGGO!
MOTHER INFERIOR & SISTERS OF THE DISORDER OF ST. VIGGO
PREAMBLE:
Obviggously, we have quite lost whateviggo was left of our senses!
It is eviggodent that wheneviggo we see a "V", it becomes a "Viggo"!
Viggonary - a book containing all of/about/remotely related to Viggo, sole copy to be found in the library at the convent of the Disorder of St. Viggo [for which see viggofanbase.com/disorder/
Lovingly compiled by Sister janie, content by various contributors
EXTRACTS:
Aragorny 1. horny for Aragorn!
2. Aragorn is horny? If he's had to wait 60 years for Arwen, I'd hate to think On the other hand, if he's been wearing the same travel outfit for those same 60 years, phew!!! I'd want a chance to air him out - and don't they ever let the poor man have time to wash his hair?
Anorexia Viggosa: no time to eat because to busy with V.
InViggorated - how you feel after a night in with Viggo/whenever you look at Viggo
In-viggo-rating - see inViggorated
Lasciviggous - lewd & steamy
Mortenfication - the emotion experienced when you realize Viggo has not only read the posts on www.viggofanbase.com, but figured out which poster you are!
PParanoid (congener PParanoia): the feeling some get when a new person comes on the board or someone lurks in chat & they think it might be someone from Perceval Press monitoring the site for Viggo
St Viggo's Dance - a celebration of St. Viggo
Torn Viggoment - too much exercise over Viggo resulting in damaged limbs.
Vertiggo - that feeling when you've been watching Saint V's movies for hours at a stretch and you stand up in a hurry to get on with the life you once had?????
Vig-amist: a) Viggo married to more than one (of us, of course)
b) one of us who is already married, & also smitten with Viggo & married to him in her dreams...
Vigcouver Island - a place Viggo would probably like to go
Viggable - edible? [or at least nibble-able]
Viggeau
Viggeos - all those DVDs/VHS tapes with Viggo in them
Viggex - (No, don't think EX. Think SEX.)
Viggisma - that special charisma only Viggo has
Viggoagra - something we all get doses of every time we visit www.viggofanbase.com (and what it does to us is better than any
drug!)
Viggobility
Viggodummies - folks who are not aware of the man's hotness and talents
Viggomite - Viggo on toast? [only for Aussies…]
Viggogobsmacked
Viggogasmic
Viggography - the study of the world of Viggo...snicker (where in the world is Viggo?)
Viggoholic - all who visit VFB
Viggoitis - 1. means that one's Viggo is inflamed (MMMM think about it).
2. relates to our disorder. : We are all Viggoites with Viggoitis!
(Viggoitis-B is the more progressed version of Viggoitis)
Viggolacious - repeating salacious gossip about Viggo (something the sisterhood avoids)
Viggolantes - groups of women roaming the streets in search of Viggo
Viggolatio - [cf. osculatio (L.)] ((the mind boggles))
Viggolation [cf. osculation] - being kissed by Viggo, reputed among respected actresses to be Viggolicious!
Viggolicious - yummy as Viggo
Viggolightful - absolutely delightful!
Viggology - knowing everything about Viggo (we wish)
Viggology -- the study of Viggo's body...snork, something we all excel at!
Viggolosophy -- the study of Viggo's aura and mind
Viggoluptious - incredibly seductive
Viggomania - (self-explanatory)
Viggo-matic - a tool to remove Viggo's clothes [sort of like those K-Tel things that peel onions]
Viggophilia - love of all things Viggo
Viggomazing - (self explanatory)
Viggomins - one a day [or possibly more - read the label] makes you feel really fine [& healthy, too!]
Viggomones - 1. Viggo pheromones - oh, my!
2. Viggo-related hormones [mostly female]
3. also suggestive of other things, like Viggo moaning... ((down, girl!))
Viggonaut - goes into orbit at the very mention of his name.
Viggo-neophyte - 1. A recent convert to Viggo beliefs; a Viggo-proselyte.
2. A beginner or novice: a Viggo-neophyte in anything Viggo.
3a. Sisters of the Disorder - A newly ordained sister.
3b. A novice of the Viggo religious order or congregation.
Viggophiles - lovers of Viggo & all things Viggo!
Viggophobia - a fear or an unreasoning dislike of all things Viggo, mainly experienced by husbands & boyfriends of Viggophiles [Viggophobes] - also NonViggophobia: a fear of being without Viggo
Viggopoly - trying to keep him to yourself = a crime punishable by...oh, I dunno, deprivatoin of all things Viggo.
Viggo-proselyte - a new convert to the Viggofan doctrine AND religion.
Viggorientated
Viggorgasm - well what do ya think it means?!?
Viggorny - hornyness brought about because of Viggo exposure [probably from watching AWOTM]
Viggorometer - When you want to measure the conditions of the atomsphere around Viggo to see if it's Muy Caliente!!!
Viggorous - highly energetic
Viggorgy - any party our Saint will attend
Viggoscope - anything that makes you see Viggo
Viggonomy - 1. the study to analyze every body part of Viggo
2. like astronomy - the scientific study of the celestial body of Viggo
Viggosis - suffering from an excess of Viggo (I'd like to try)
Viggosity - the production of...nevermind...and resulting reduction in friction due to the presence of St. Viggo.
Viggosophy - study of Viggo
Viggosphere - living in the bubble of beauty that is VIGGO!
Viggostrasized - what we do to members of VFB should they in any way write negative things about our Saint. If he has a flaw we don't wanna hear about it.
Viggostock (in NY, near Canton) - where we've come to an art show, poetry reading, book signing
Viggo-tacular - anything thing Viggo, that just makes you think of Viggo and how great he is
sentence
Viggotarians - people who subsist on a diet of Viggo [movies, poetry, art, &c.]
Viggoted - 1. adamantly opposed to the worship of anyone other than Viggo
2. devoted to the worship of Viggo
Viggotee - one devoted to Viggo
Viggotheist - belief that Viggo is our lord and saviour (at least in the inspirational sense!)
Viggotines - lovely pic-cards of Viggo that any right-minded female would swoon over on St. Viggo's day [that's every day, right?]
Viggotion - 1.. from gumption: the urge to watch a viggo movie
2. from motion: oh dear oh dear oh dear
3. from action: oh my lord
4. from notion: A viggo thought
5. Viggocean... 2/3rds of the world covered with Viggos…
Viggotivity - Viggo attracting all the sisters in the world to him
Viggtory - when the politicos/servants of Sauron (they know who they are) stop trying to start the 3rd world war.
Viggo-Va-Voom - hmm…
Viggovice
Viggo, Vidi, Veni - (Viggo, I saw, I came)
Viggorgeous - something as beautiful as our saint
Viggovisions
Viggromancy - the close study of the body of St. Viggo for signs of impending interpersonal expressions of affection.
Viggulous - variation on fabulous!
Vigjaculation (self explanatory)
XTC [pronounced "Ecstasy"] = original model was Viggobrator [see above, also known as Inviggobrator] - very poor (but necessary) substitute for Viggo, comes in many colours, sizes, flavours, textures, powered or unpowered [adaptable to world-wide outlets], for that release you need when you've been staring at way too many Viggo pics or just watched WOTM for the 50th time.
One particularly depraved (deprived?) sister wanted to know:
Is Viggooooooohhhhhhh (sigh) considered a word?
Another produced the following commentary:
Not really a word as such, but on holiday recently I spotted a salami (Danish of course) called Vigo. All thoughts of sausages should be avoided…
Part 2
Viggolant – to be ever watchful and alert about all viggo-related matters
Viggolante – one who is in a constant state of being watchful, protective, and suspicious particularly about rumours and nasty gossip like that awful “lack of devotion to water and soap” item a few months back
and one more, though this is a tad commonish:
Viggonatic - contraction of viggo fanatic
Viggorabilia - The newpapers, posters, flyers, tickets, books, etc we picked up in Odense
viggorgasmus interruptus - the sheer agony of getting rudely interrupted before you reach a total state of orgasmic bliss while fantasizing about viggo in any form. for instance, you finally get to buy an Indian Runner dvd, and you're so ready to check out the most uhm revealing scene, when suddenly, the player breaks down.
Vig-leaf - What covers up the private bits in the nude photo from Indian Runner.
Viglectic - the tendancy to 'deform' words into Viggo context
Viglexia - sees every word starting Vi... as Viggo
Vigment (of your imagination)
Vignettes - little horny stories created by VFB members
and, as a bonus, from the pen of Aragrothien:
VIGGOLAND
Part 1:
Visualize, if you will, Viggoland. where vast varities of various Viggophiles,Viggofites,and Viggomaniacs visages are vacant with vapid visons of Viggo.
Viggoitis has viciously taken over with symptoms including Viggo-opia (only seeing visions of Viggo)
Viggotarians voraciously consume vast Viggolicious varities of vino. Vaguely visulising Viggo.
Viggographers ventur into verdant valleys to victoriously vaporize Viggo bashers.
Various Viggophiles venture to Viggostock (in NY) to hear Viggo's velvet voice vibrate through a very vast crowd.
Part 2:
Visulisations from the Viggosphere on this side of the Viglantic viggocean.
Various viggoluptuous viggophites vasculate viggoscosities while viggorously villifying (mortensenlesting that is) Viggo.
Vast verdant valleys of vacationing viggomaniacs viggoliciously vallidate their viggocenrtacies.
Visions of Viggo-halla vibrate in their vacant visages. they vamp vaseline on Vigcouver Island while in Viggo-strailia Viggo-worshipers consume vast vats of Viggomite.
Very viscious viggophobics vainly try to vanquish Viggo. Viggophiles vaporive variable vapid varities of venomous Viggo-haters while various valets vacuum vehicles with their Viggomatic Viggo-va-vooms.
Vast volumes of viggomazing Viggettes with viggoitis consider St viggo very viggable. They put their viggoscopes on viggomatic to view the viggotation in viggoland. Evsewhere, various viggotarians viggostaticly engage in variable viggoactivities. their viggocose veins vanish. with visions of Viggo at the vatican.
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